I remember asking one babe out on a “food date”. I told her to wear something comfortable because we are going out to eat. Idk if she thought it was chicken and chips we were going to eat or something but anyways she came wearing high waist jeans

I was like “okayyyy nau”. It’s like she thought I came to joke. Me that wore joggers with rope so I can be losing it as food is entering.
We went to the first restaurant, ordered cakes and juice. Went to the second one, that was where wahala started.

Me I ordered soup and pounded yam, aunty said “I’d have just fried rice and salad”. Me I now asked “is that going to be enough for you???”. She said yes. Me I carried on nau because I came loaded and ready

I finished my food before her and she was shouting “where are you running to? Don’t you know you’re meant to wait for the lady to finish first?”
Me I’ve not heard that one before in my life o

Remember, I specifically told her it’s a food date and she should come prepared.
Oya nau so I ordered nkwobi like 3 portions because 1 nkwobi won’t even feed half my stomach. Nkwobi with palmwine and roasted potatoes.
She was still on fried rice
ChemBro 5:1 Highwaist jeans girl

I was eating and licking my fingers while asking her when she will finish her project Aunty was eating fried rice with fork
I almost felt sorry because she was seriously eyeing my food but her jeans no go gree ehya

She was already done with fried rice while they brought my peppered chicken and more palmwine (I like palmwine). I asked her “did you want to go somewhere else or you don’t just like their food”.
She looked at me and said “limme jor”

It was at this time she now said she wanted to use the toilet. Omo as she came back I noticed she has unhooked the button on her jeans and rolled it down. Aunty went to prepare she now asked me for my jacket that she wants to cover her tummy in case it shows

Me I was happy everything became normal. I thought I could eat o but this babe was a dragon it was me that was now asking her “is it a competition???”.
There’s no moral of this story except eat as long as you have money to pay for your food.

Dates don’t always have to be movies or sex or something. Sometimes go out with someone just to eat and waste yourself; sometimes go to libraries etc.
But all in all, have money so that if someone wants to tell you not to eat, you’ll pay for yourself and enjoy your life!