When you’re watching porn and someone calls your phone
When you’re about to nut and the guy’s ass is covering the screen
When you’re about to beat your meat and she deletes the snap
When you’re sexting with her and she goes offline because her mum told her to go and make eba
When you’re watching porn and as the scenes switch, you see your reflection on your phone
I’m done 😂
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