I just want to let you guys know that the secret formula of the Krabby Patty is weed, sea weed.
Let me explain:
1. Mr Krabs only allows Spongebob in the kitchen because he’s a sponge and he’s been conditioned to it

2. Ever noticed how Spongebob is always high and hyper? Because while cooking the weed, he inhales all the smoke...
... anytime he’s not cooking he’s always sad (drug withdrawal symptoms)

3. Spongebob is always eager to go to work because that’s where the weed is at

4. Mr Krabs has a shady underground room in his house, it helps grow the weed better
5. The reason people don’t get too high is because Spongebob takes in almost all the fumes and so just very little is left for the consumers to consume but it still does the job and keep them coming back for more.

I’m open to contrary or supplementary views 😁😂
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