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Some UK businesses are falling foul of the belief that Magna Carta and Freeman on the Land “common law” allows them to stay open during lockdown. One hairdresser is facing

Kim Jong Un's been on a visit to a mining town to inspect housing being built after a natural disaster.Trousers: Massive #kimjonguntrouserwatch Who wore it better? He pretty much said

Here's what we've got on Fatima the ballet dancer and the Twitter fury that the government is trying to poach people from the arts. Sit down, we're in for a

WE HAVE A PARADE (and I'm already shouting at them to get on with it) Watch here, thanks to our pals at @nknewsorg https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCz5Nf5Eb7EQul1mLqrRwliw/live And we're [almost] off And there's

And there’s your man on NK television, appearing through the medium of exceedingly old stock footage. And if I’m not mistaken, the flunkies with notepads are taking notes as he

So. If we assume that Kim Jong-un is dead or dying (and we’ve no real evidence to prove one way or the other), who is there to fill his shoes?

Good morning - a new day brings new photographs of Turkmenistan President Gurbanguly Berdimuhamedov and his photoshopped head, this time riding a horse called Gyratym. And after he'd finished with

It looks like we’re going to have to keep hammering this. THERE IS NO CONNECTION BETWEEN 5G AND CORONAVIRUS (Source: Science). If anybody out there has convincing peer-reviewed proof of

There’s a ridiculous conspiracy theory going around that the government is advertising the fact that it’s using 5G towers to spread coronavirus on [checks notes] the new £20 note. “Look!”