Good morning - a new day brings new photographs of Turkmenistan President Gurbanguly Berdimuhamedov and his photoshopped head, this time riding a horse called Gyratym.

And after he'd finished with Gyratym ("trust is the most important thing in collaboration of man and horse") he's out on his bike.

http://turkmenistan.gov.tm/_eng/?id=14154 

Damn right there's an insanely detailed news report

Turkmenistan is just as repressive and just as mad as North Korea. So if the president takes a bike ride for World Health Day, so must everybody else. In identical shellsuits.

http://turkmenistan.gov.tm/_eng/?id=14153 

This remains my favourite badly photoshopped picture of Gurbanguly Berdimuhamedov, in his Aston Martin leather jacket, casting no shadow, floating slightly off the ground. [chef's kiss dot gif]