Good morning - a new day brings new photographs of Turkmenistan President Gurbanguly Berdimuhamedov and his photoshopped head, this time riding a horse called Gyratym.

And after he& #39;d finished with Gyratym ("trust is the most important thing in collaboration of man and horse") he& #39;s out on his bike.

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Damn right there& #39;s an insanely detailed news report ">https://youtu.be/2-eVTDNsQ...

Turkmenistan is just as repressive and just as mad as North Korea. So if the president takes a bike ride for World Health Day, so must everybody else. In identical shellsuits.

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This remains my favourite badly photoshopped picture of Gurbanguly Berdimuhamedov, in his Aston Martin leather jacket, casting no shadow, floating slightly off the ground. [chef& #39;s kiss dot gif]