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I saw mention of how D&D players who play Bards shouldn’t worry about not being able to break into song or perform, which is absolutely true. But what is also

I'm still sad, so I'm going to make another thread of animals that I think look like wizards. This one is clearly a questgiver. 12th level Necromancer This one

I come from the belief that characters should fail. I don't mean just "they should have to work for their victories," I mean if they don't experience a loss and

Hey.If your pet is currently sitting on something you'd like to use or taking up space you'd like to occupy, would you take a picture? I want to see some

I just started playing Final Fantasy 9 again so I hope you guys like talking about old RPGs.I really liked Steiner when I was a kid because he was the

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Do you live in a haunted house. These are really cool replies.

I like Orcs in fantasy, but I'm hungry for a take on Orcs where their society grows in, like, good times. Even the stories where Orcs are good guys has

it's a goddamn crime that the prehistoric megafauna don't get as much prestige as dinosaurswe have a cat with chainsaw teeth fighting a pack of super wolves and you're all

Eugh. I don't know how to feel about this. It feels really weird that we'll emphasize over and over the need to stay indoors, but make an exception for this

This stuff occupies my thoughts more and more lately. Taking things out of context to present a narrative that isn't there. Even if the criticism is on point, is it

If you could only choose one movie to be rebooted exactly the same as it was, except one role is now played by Danny DeVito, which movie and which role?I’m