If you could only choose one movie to be rebooted exactly the same as it was, except one role is now played by Danny DeVito, which movie and which role?
I’m thinking I want to see him play Javert in Les Miserables.

this might be one of the most important threads of our time

wait I take it back I want Danny DeVito as Falcor the Luck Dragon in The Neverending Story.
"Atreyu! Get the fuck on my back! We gotta get outta here!"