it's a goddamn crime that the prehistoric megafauna don't get as much prestige as dinosaurs
we have a cat with chainsaw teeth fighting a pack of super wolves and you're all cheese-fingered and salivating over some extremely inefficient birds

"uh buh buh buh tyrannosauraus was so c-c-c-c-cooooool" you moan as you flop around on the floor, getting your cheeses all over the place, you foul thing

lot of Ugly Birds stans in my replies rn I will never apologize for calling out your Scary Chicken this tweet was made by the #MegatheriumGang