I& #39;m still sad, so I& #39;m going to make another thread of animals that I think look like wizards.
"Gandalf? Yes. That is what they used to call me. Gandalf the Gray. I am Gandalf the White. I come to you now at the turn of the tide."
"An apprentice? Hmph. I hope you& #39;ll fare better than the last six. I& #39;ve grown weary of cleaning the ashes out of my robes."
"You& #39;ve come seeking knowledge? You will find that here, hand in hand with suffering."
"I hope you& #39;ve a good reason for interrupting. My work is not to be taken lightly."
"Always in a hurry, you young ones are. Struggling to catch up with life even as it passes you by. I was much the same, once."
Fancy Pigeons basically look like they descended from a tower to tell you to retrieve Vecna& #39;s Skull for them.
“Adventure? Pah! I’ve no use for such frivolities. Now, if you’ve come to discuss the Tome of Naxos, that’d be different!”
Tortoises are wizards that you meet at the end of the story who tells you some truth about how friendship is the true power.
"Come to keep an old soul company? No, of course not. You& #39;re here in pursuit of something. I came here searching for it, too, once."
"Excuse me, but this is my dank cavern. I selected it specifically because of the dank. Go find your own."
"I have seen a great and terrible thing. I see days of blood and darkness, people screaming to uncaring gods. It& #39;s pretty bad is what I& #39;m saying."
This wizard doubtlessly knows the secrets of the universe. Of course, he won’t tell you until you listen to his stories.
“On your way to an adventure, eh? Sounds like you need a potion or three. Fortunately, I have just what you need, all at reasonable rates!”
"Yes, I know the secrets of the mysteries of existence. I also know about a thousand excellent jokes, but no one comes seeking me out for that, do they? HA!"
This wizard lives a reclusive life, collecting secrets and parting with few. Though, if you bring a tale and a bottle of something strong, she might gift you one.
"Surprised to find me in such a place? My wisdom wouldn& #39;t be worth much if it was easy to find, now would it?"
Some say the twins dabbled in dark sorcery. Others say it was simply transmutation gone awry. Only they know for sure.
This wise wizard is difficult to find. But those driven to seek his knowledge will make a valuable ally in the ordeals to come.
Many have sought the knowledge of this most regal wizard, but few have thought to look down to find it.
This mighty wizard is unassuming, but powerful. For a few words of friendship and a mug of ale, he might share what he knows.
“Eh? What’s that? You seek poop? Why poop? OH! Truth! You’re seeking truth. Well, speak up, my ears don’t work so good since the alchemy lab accident.”
This wizard has been around for awhile, communing with spirits long gone. He wears his knowledge like a suit of armor.
This wizard’s scrying powers are renowned throughout the world. Each sphere holds a portent best left unknown.
“You made it to the Forbidden Tower? YOU? Well, if I hadn’t done it myself six hundred years ago, I’d be very impressed, I assure you.”
This circle of wizards has set out on a quest to right a great wrong. It would be wise to stay out of their way, for the fate of many weighs heavily upon them.
"Could you come back later, perhaps? Honestly, what kind of plebeian comes to a dread tower so early?"
This sagely wizard was granted a crown as testament of his great wisdom (though many whisper it’s because of that time he accidentally cursed himself).
This wizard emerges from her tower only once a year. Her studies are more important to her than anything, including grooming.
"The Mad? Is that what they& #39;re calling me in the village now? It wasn& #39;t that long ago that they called me The Wise."
This wizard might look foolish to the unlearned, but those who pay attention have learned that her powers are such that she no longer needs the use of mortal eyes.
This sagely wizard rarely emerges from their library, but if you have stories for them to add to their collection, they might share with you some ancient knowledge.
This wise wizard’s store of arcane secrets is as long as his moustaches. He meditates daily on the burden of his knowledge, but if you happen to see him on the one day every two hundred years that he opens his eyes, his wisdom can be yours.
“They called my magical research mad! They called ME mad! MAD! Can you believe it!? Well, I certainly can.”