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You’ll never convince me that NZ is some kind of hellhole. This is somewhat selfish, but I have a great life and a real shot at providing an even better

Key points from Simon Bridges (speech agreed in advance to be bad):- Kiwis have done a great job.- Credit to government for wage subsidy.- The financial sacrifices have tough.- Success

Please mute this thread if you don’t want to read me live tweeting Jaws 2. The movie starts underwater with the same beautiful and languid harp music as the first

Simon Bridges calls for travel ban... and the government follows.Simon Bridges calls for level four... and the government follows.Simon Bridges calls for more testing... and the government follows.Simon Bridges calls

Nobody is bagging him because the smart-set have largely memory-holed their in hindsight very bad takes on the coronavirus risk. The minute Jacinda announced a lockdown, they became - and

I shouldn’t really admit this, but when people like @snarky_mk start trying to damage my job with any frequency, I will just quit any political commentary. I enjoy it and