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COVID-50 Ways To Leave Your Lover Please make sure to wash, Josh. Keep your hands clean, Dean. Stay 6 feet away, Ray. Just listen to me. This probably deserves
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COVID-1COVID-2 FAST 2 FURIOUS COVID-3 WITH A VENGEANCECOVID-4 JUDGEMENT DAYCOVID-5 CRUISE CONTROL COVID-6 THE LEGEND OF CURLY’S GOLD COVID FREE OR DIE HARD CO7ID
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I don’t know who needs to hear this right now but I recently found out the long hair on the back of dogs’ legs is called pants and I haven’t
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While the Navy is trending I just wanted to mention that there are people in the Navy called “seamen” and the bathroom on a ship is called the “head.” That
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Wore a bandana face mask outside for 5 minutes and I’ve already robbed 7 stagecoaches and walked through 12 pairs of swinging saloon doors. Yes I am going to do
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Just walked outside wearing a bandana mask for 5 minutes and I’ve already stolen 20 horses and rustled a head of cattle from a farm over yonder. You can
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What’s everyone’s favorite Passover movie mine is Dayenu Hard. Harry Elijah
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Retweet if you notice literally every single time people shake hands in movies or TV shows now. I need to know I’m not alone Forget about hugging or kissing that’s
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For a guy who loves to rant about Hunter Biden, Trump sure does put his useless son-in-law, Prep School Slenderman, in charge of a lot of important shit. Regular Slender
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