Retweet if you notice literally every single time people shake hands in movies or TV shows now.
I need to know I’m not alone
Forget about hugging or kissing that’s when I start shouting at the TV like it’s a horror movie like NO GIRL DON’T RUN UP THE STAIRS! Except it’s like BITCH NO YOU DID NOT JUST TOUCH HER HAIR I DON’T CARE IF SHE’S YOUR DAUGHTER
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