Just walked outside wearing a bandana mask for 5 minutes and I’ve already stolen 20 horses and rustled a head of cattle from a farm over yonder.
You can slap someone with a dueling glove as long as you can stand 6 feet away while doing it.
Your posse name is your favorite crime and the collective noun of your favorite animal. Mine is the Murder Murder.
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