You could write an entire verse of We Didn’t Start the Fire using only names of prominent Republicans who have tested positive for COVID called “We Didn’t Stop the Virus.”

Trump, his wife, and her son.
Don Junior is really dumb.
Christie, Rick Scott, Kellyanne,
Rubio and Lindsey Graham.
Stephen Miller, and his wife.
Pence who claims to be pro-life.
Rand Paul and Cruz felt the pain.
RIP to Herman Cain.
We didn’t stop the virus

Rudy Giuliani’s kid
went maskless and got COVID.
Carson, Marc Short, and Chuck Grassley.
Kayleigh, Bossie, Lewandowski.
Meadows is Trump’s chief of staff
but COVID got the last laugh.
Gohmert, Stitt, Bill Cassidy
Thomas Tillis and Mike Kelly.
We didn’t stop the virus

@billyjoel please consider recording this all I ask for in return for my lyrics is a small private island.

Fuck I just realized you could also write verses of It’s The End Of The World As We Know It with prominent Republicans who’ve gotten COVID and I have a busy day at work.