Reasons Moana rules
1. Both parents are alive
2. No romantic subplot
3. The girl saves the day
4. Zero white people
5. Every song is a banger
6. Gramma motherfucking Tala

7. The “villain” is actually just a woman who was fucked over by some man trying to impress people.

8. Hei Hei

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9. She doesn’t have to marry some dude to become a chief, she’s just going to be the chief. None of that outdated crap like how Jasmine couldn’t be queen until she got married or how Nala didn’t just overthrow Scar with her bitches and leave that lazy shit Simba in the jungle.

10. @AJemaineClement