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They are legitimately gorgeous birds, with such amazing adaptations and survival techniques.Like... look.Look at this bird.Look at this fabulous motherfucker. That's the Bearded Vulture, also called the Lammergeier, also called
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"Is a virus alive?""Is Pluto a planet?""Is Louisiana Creole a language?"Y'allI don't think you understand exactly how many conversations in Academia are just "Is a hotdog a sandwich" for peopl
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A reminder that it is literally not any part of a police officer's job to keep you safe.The supreme court has ruled that, time and again.They are under no obligation
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You know how, in your foreign language classes, you would always flip through the dictionary to find the rude words?This is going to be kinda like that but for biology.You
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"Prehensile? Like they can move it a bit?"No, y'all. Like they can use it to scratch hard to reach places if nobody else is around to help.It's effectively Trunk 2:
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HARD.SAME.There's a set of disorders that only exist in the public consciousness as punchlines.I literally can't experience time like you. I can't feel rewarded like you. I can't remember like
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There used to be a job called a "knocker-upper." They'd wake you up for work by rapping on your window.Cheap clocks put them out of work.That's unfortunate, but inventing alarm
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My mother and I aren't speaking at the moment. She's currently blocked everywhere but Messenger, and she's blowing that up trying to guilt me into a relationship with her.#MothersDay
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If there are shelves 8' off the ground, and you can't reach them, the problem is not that you are too short.It's that whoever put the shelves up there is
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Thinking about how weird history is. You could have a Historical TTRPG, set in the "West," in... let's say 1863. Midst of the civil war.The party could be:-An elderly French
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Oh cool Carolina bbq chips these will be great, a taste of home! Wait Let me see that bag. SOUTH CAROLINAAAAAAAAAA!https://mobile.twitter.com/NomeDaBarbarian/status/1245219169693360129
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The Flu is bad enough, going around a kitchen.#COVID19 is substantially more easily transmitted than the flu.And we've created a situation where food service workers' SURVIVAL depends on doing THE
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