So here's a thing. I need a new vacuum cleaner. I realised earlier that there is absolutely no way I'm going to buy a Dyson, because a) my last one was shite and b) I don't want to give the country wrecking tax exile any money.

I doubt this is in any way a mainstream view but, to me at least, Sir James Dyson's behaviour over the the last five years have absolutely Ratners-ed the brand,

jesus christ on a moped how did you people develop so many views about vacuum cleaners

this is like discovering that, unbeknown to me, everyone else is still really into felt or something

WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE WHO ARE STILL HOOVERING 13 MONTHS INTO A PANDEMIC

IT'D BE LIKE CONTINUING TO WEAR CLOTHES. WHY. JUST WHY

a helpful metaphor https://twitter.com/KatyaTaylor/status/1385249812690477057