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On both the left and the right, there is a massive audience of people online who sit around waiting for some target they can attack in the name of some

I'm glad I'm not the only one who thinks the CDC's guidance on this is confusing and awful. To a lot of people, the message will be, "The vaccine only

One of the weirdest yet important trends I saw in my years at Cracked is something that is rarely discussed: As readers migrated from browsing on desktop to mobile, their

What's the weirdest unsolved mystery you've ever been PERSONALLY involved with? Not something you read on the internet, but something that happened to you or a friend, be it a

Once a day there'll be some headline about an expert or public official saying social distancing may have to last 12-18 months to beat COVID-19, and man they may as

There's always this self-contradiction built into arguments about political correctness. "It's crazy that liberals obsess over what terms to use! That's not what's important! Also, it is CRUCIAL that we