What’s the worst descriptor you’ve heard added to someone’s name to distinguish them from someone with the same name? In school had a Ben, a Big Ben and a Paedo Ben. He wasn’t a paedo, we just found out he attended scouts.

He offered to go with “Benjamin” but we said “no, paedo Ben”

One of those nicknames that’s funny at first but become more and more alarming for people within earshot as you age

Just remembered we had a Creepy Mark to distinguish him from nobody, there were no other Marks

A friend texts. Can’t believe I forgot about Skull Fuck Dave. Can’t remember how he got the name, but don’t think it was for fucking skulls.