[thinks there can't be anything dumber than eating tide pods]

President:
We should inject ourselves with disinfectant to cure the virus
I notice that viruses can't survive the desolate vacuum of space. Maybe we should suck out our blood with a Dyson? Have we looked into that?
Seriously though, after trump suggested taking chloroquine some dude ate fish medicine thinking it was the same thing and died. Wonder how many people will die because Trump suggested shooting up Cillit Bang.
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