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if you& #39;re going to miss seeing your family this Thanksgiving, try hiring a stranger to FaceTime you and fight with you about dead people voting
if you& #39;re going to miss seeing your family this Thanksgiving, try locking yourself in a bathroom in your own house and crying while frantically texting your friends
if you& #39;re going to miss seeing your family this Thanksgiving try reading your most racist cousin& #39;s Facebook post and get a friend to shout it at you
if you& #39;re going to miss seeing your family this Thanksgiving just cancel your next therapy appointment and let the mental health deteriorate
if you& #39;re going to miss seeing your family this Thanksgiving just mention on Facebook that you& #39;ve been looking for a new skincare routine and you& #39;d love to support someone working their business that allows them to still be a mama to their kids while achieving their dreams
if you& #39;re going to miss seeing your family this Thanksgiving just identify the body part you hate the most and stand in front of the mirror pointing at it
If you& #39;re going to miss seeing your family this Thanksgiving just give a stranger a bunch of alcohol and tie yourself to their ankle for 6 hours
If you& #39;re going to miss seeing your family this Thanksgiving, you should ask around and see if anyone is willing to mock your food allergies and/or dietary preferences while you eat on Thursday
If you& #39;re going to miss seeing your family this Thanksgiving, you can sit down to dinner with your partner to whom you are legally and/or emotionally committed and have been for years and hire someone to say "oh, so you all are still together, huh"
If you& #39;re going to miss seeing your family this Thanksgiving, you can ask if someone would be willing to jump in after you& #39;ve calmly noted your uncle/aunt/cousin/grandma& #39;s monstrous behavior and accuse you of "ruining the holiday" and "wanting attention"
If you& #39;re going to miss seeing your family this Thanksgiving, just remember that there& #39;s definitely someone online who will say something cruel and incorrect about your education, profession, appearance, and morals, and you don& #39;t even have to travel to them
If you& #39;re going to miss seeing your family for Thanksgiving, why not try sending "the world today is just too politically correct" in a text to your extended family and read the responses as they come in
If you& #39;re going to miss seeing your family for Thanksgiving, why not try stopping all of your psych meds cold turkey and take up yoga/trail running/essential oils like someone would inevitably suggest you do while you& #39;re eating pie
If you& #39;re going to miss seeing your family this Thanksgiving, try recreating the experience by taking an Ativan or Xanax and walking right into the middle an intersection
This one has a typo but I& #39;ll test it out maybe
