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Aight let's watch The Kissing Booth
Threaded here
Mute me
I'd mute myself
Threaded here
Mute me
I'd mute myself
Okay the little kids are cute but their names are legit Elle and Lee
HOW MANY FUCKING FIGHTS ARE YOU GETTING IN NOAH
...this is her friend's house why is it a mansion why is anything why did we just rush past her mother dying what the fuck
Rule number 9, relatives are off limits?
That just seems like you could have phrased it "don't bone my brother"
That just seems like you could have phrased it "don't bone my brother"
THE CAR?????
THIS KID DOESN'T DESERVE THIS CAR
THIS KID DOESN'T DESERVE THIS CAR
Or this Vampire Weekend song
Also there has to be like a dress code or something
Also there has to be like a dress code or something
....the principal is mad at her for her skirt I swear to God
"I don't start fights, okay, I finish them" IIIIII CANNOT
"wearing a skirt like that is asking for it" EVEN AS A JOKE THAT'S TERRIBLE
WHAT APPEAL DOES THIS HAM HOCK HAVE
WHAT APPEAL DOES THIS HAM HOCK HAVE
...the OMG girls
The
OMG
GIRLS
I hate everything this is torture
The
OMG
GIRLS
I hate everything this is torture
"give me your numerals we should def catch up" NOT IF I KILL MYSELF FIRST
... there's an actual Kissing Booth in this movie what the fuck you are 16 no nope no
THE GROPER WANTS YOUR NUMBER OH GOOD
don't do it don't you give your number to Weird Al Dracula
don't do it don't you give your number to Weird Al Dracula
HIS NAME IS TUPPEN
HIS FUCKING
NAME
IS *TUPPEN*
HIS FUCKING
NAME
IS *TUPPEN*
"he's been going around telling all the guys not to ask you out for a while now"
This dude saying it's germs and shingles and everything is my new hero
Is this a joke
How did the entire cast including MOLLY FUCKING RINGWALD BURST OUT LAUGHING
How did the entire cast including MOLLY FUCKING RINGWALD BURST OUT LAUGHING
Joey King you're charismatic as hell what are you doing in this train wreck
Have any of the writers of this movie ever spoken to a person
Did anyone ever go to a party like this in high school
Like, on Earth, in this timeline
Like, on Earth, in this timeline
"our accidental groping" right a ton of curtains usually fall over and get you stuck in a fucked-up boa constrictor
The skirt she's currently wearing is just as short as the first day one uh
"did I ever tell you that you're bossy?"
"yes, but then I told you not to say that anymore" okay ONE good line
"yes, but then I told you not to say that anymore" okay ONE good line
DOES ANYONE WEAR CLOTHES
EVER
OH MY GOD
THIS IS SO TERRIBLE
EVER
OH MY GOD
THIS IS SO TERRIBLE
This is his actual face
Really
Really
Every single one of these kids is getting mono
Lee is in love with his new girl DID WE GET HER NAME
If this fucking dude says YEARBOOK one more time I stg
"keep up the good word" yes an expression, similar to "baby fish mouth"
Do not get on the back of a teenager's motorcycle in the rain
If the mono doesn't get you this will
If the mono doesn't get you this will
"I cannot be another one of your conquests"
"Is that what you think of me?"
"Is that what you think of me?"
"you're the only girl who doesn't fall at my feet and it is driving me crazy"
Also why are they in the gazebo
Are they gonna start singing 16 Going on 17 or
Are they gonna start singing 16 Going on 17 or
