Aight let's watch The Kissing Booth
Threaded here
Mute me
I'd mute myself

Okay the little kids are cute but their names are legit Elle and Lee

HOW MANY FUCKING FIGHTS ARE YOU GETTING IN NOAH

...this is her friend's house why is it a mansion why is anything why did we just rush past her mother dying what the fuck

Rule number 9, relatives are off limits?
That just seems like you could have phrased it "don't bone my brother"

THE CAR?????
THIS KID DOESN'T DESERVE THIS CAR

Or this Vampire Weekend song
Also there has to be like a dress code or something

....the principal is mad at her for her skirt I swear to God

"I don't start fights, okay, I finish them" IIIIII CANNOT

"wearing a skirt like that is asking for it" EVEN AS A JOKE THAT'S TERRIBLE
WHAT APPEAL DOES THIS HAM HOCK HAVE

...the OMG girls
The
OMG
GIRLS
I hate everything this is torture

"give me your numerals we should def catch up" NOT IF I KILL MYSELF FIRST

... there's an actual Kissing Booth in this movie what the fuck you are 16 no nope no

THE GROPER WANTS YOUR NUMBER OH GOOD
don't do it don't you give your number to Weird Al Dracula

HIS NAME IS TUPPEN
HIS FUCKING
NAME
IS *TUPPEN*

"he's been going around telling all the guys not to ask you out for a while now"

This dude saying it's germs and shingles and everything is my new hero

Is this a joke
How did the entire cast including MOLLY FUCKING RINGWALD BURST OUT LAUGHING

Joey King you're charismatic as hell what are you doing in this train wreck

Have any of the writers of this movie ever spoken to a person

Did anyone ever go to a party like this in high school
Like, on Earth, in this timeline

"our accidental groping" right a ton of curtains usually fall over and get you stuck in a fucked-up boa constrictor

The skirt she's currently wearing is just as short as the first day one uh

"did I ever tell you that you're bossy?"
"yes, but then I told you not to say that anymore" okay ONE good line

DOES ANYONE WEAR CLOTHES
EVER
OH MY GOD
THIS IS SO TERRIBLE

This is his actual face
Really

Every single one of these kids is getting mono

Lee is in love with his new girl DID WE GET HER NAME

If this fucking dude says YEARBOOK one more time I stg

"keep up the good word" yes an expression, similar to "baby fish mouth"

Do not get on the back of a teenager's motorcycle in the rain
If the mono doesn't get you this will

"I cannot be another one of your conquests"
"Is that what you think of me?"

"you're the only girl who doesn't fall at my feet and it is driving me crazy"

Also why are they in the gazebo
Are they gonna start singing 16 Going on 17 or