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BREAKING: Park founder and CEO Murph Gantly has tested positive for COVID-22, a premium strain available only to qualified applicants. Murph is doing well except for what he calls "eye-wateringly
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Today we made our presentation to the Governor's Task Force about our plan to reopen the park despite all warnings to the contrary! Here's our slide presentation (ONLY FOR USE
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Now streaming on Park+! "Murph Gantly: The Man, The Myth, The Madness, The Mistresses."Part 1: A Creative ChildMurph shows his support for the underdog at a young age, joining neighborhood
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Our CEO's compensation:• Private car• Private plane• Private yacht• Private space shuttle• Unlimited Cool Ranch Doritos• Opportunity to pet a Kodiak bear whenever he wants• Gets to skip trailers and
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