Now streaming on Park+! "Murph Gantly: The Man, The Myth, The Madness, The Mistresses."

Part 1: A Creative Child
Murph shows his support for the underdog at a young age, joining neighborhood Jews in beating up gentiles.
The Murph Gantly Story, Part 2: Storm Clouds Over Europe
Murph changes sides several times during the war, earning medals from three countries and court-martials from six.
The Murph Gantly Story, Part 3: America, The Golden Dream
Fleeing jealous husbands, Murph arrives in America, but doesn't register for the draft, show up for jury duty, vote, or pay taxes.
The Murph Gantly Story Part 4: The Jaguar That Changed the World
High on absinthe, Murph draws a jaguar and names it Jormergunderdammerung. He renames it Jimmy because idiotic dopes keep mispronouncing the name even though it's spelled exactly as it sounds.
The Murph Gantly Story, Part 5: Hollywood Beckons
Murph produces the first Jimmy Jaguar animated short, "Jugboat Jimmy." Even though this was before film ratings, the film is rated "Men Only."
The Murph Gantly Story, Part 6: Color Me Mad
Realizing little girls' only role models are Amelia Earhart and Mata Hari, Murph creates the character of Princess Rainbow. She has never forgiven him.
*NOTE* For more information about Princess Rainbow, please stream the 17-part series "Princess Rainbow: All Hail the Glorious Matriarch: An Underdog Story."
The Murph Gantly Story, Part 7: Direct To Your Bedroom
Murph begins hosting a live, 4-hour show on the new medium of television that features puppets, math, rhymes, and Hugh Hefner.
The Murph Gantly Story, Part 8: The Gates Open
After stubbing his toe exiting a Ferris wheel, Murph vows to put every single county fair out of business. On July 17, 1955, he opens a world-class eating, riding, and waiting destination. The Princesses are played by local strippers
The Murph Gantly Story, Part 9: Holy Matrimony
As the park expands to allow in childless women and the clinically insane, Murph encounters domestic trouble when his marriages to Jayne Mansfield, Ursula K. LeGuin, and Tokyo Rose all end in divorce.
The Murph Gantly Story, Part 10: Dangerous Days
Murph is brought before both the House Un-American Activities Committee and the House Too American Activities Committee. He prevails in the court of public opinion but loses in the court of going to federal prison.
The Murph Gantly Story, Part 11: The Little Park That Should
In the 1960s and 70s, Murph brings world-class technology to his park: 2-D, Odoro Scentomatronics, high school-age Cast Members wearing dimestore monster masks. To stay afloat, ticket prices jump from $5 to $187.
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