Our CEO's compensation:
• Private car
• Private plane
• Private yacht
• Private space shuttle
• Unlimited Cool Ranch Doritos
• Opportunity to pet a Kodiak bear whenever he wants
• Gets to skip trailers and just watch the movie
• Croatian castle
• $478 million

Princess Rainbow's compensation:
• Unlimited hugs
• Unlimited smiles
• 50,000 light infantry
• 10,000 heavy infantry
• 20,000 cavalry
• 5,000 archers
• 7 dragons, 1 for each color of the rainbow
• The Rainbow Crystal (worth $5000000000000000)
• $9.25/hr

Cast Member compensation:
• Unlimited sun in face
• 3 mustard packets per day
• Free movie screenings which are then canceled
• Free park admission aka busman's holiday aka Stockholm Syndrome
• Self-loathing
• Scorching romance with Cast Member but then they move to Boston