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I did childcare for like ten years and this is fairly common and also not limited to scientologistshttps://twitter.com/hollis_jane/status/1390490404248690691 My last job had me making spirulina smoothies for the toddler every

Which reminds me I promised this yesterday. The Ultimate Thread of my Child's Ridiculous Birthday Parties Before you read and judge me or yourself please note I freaking LOVE planning

There’s a mom from school who I have wanted to befriend for YEARS. She has blue hair and a Harry Potter tattoo and she looks all witchy and wears these

Masks stop you getting oxygen which is why you see surgeons regularly keeling over the operating table. Brides fainting halfway down the aisle. Hijabi women just passed the fuck out.

Ok, can I tell you some stories of things that have happened to/around me lately. I wrote them in my journal, but they're about connection, so I think they need