Masks stop you getting oxygen which is why you see surgeons regularly keeling over the operating table. Brides fainting halfway down the aisle. Hijabi women just passed the fuck out. Dental hygienists falling face first into your gaping mouth. Cowboys falling off their horses

Knife-crime is not the biggest killer of kids in gangs they are actually just dropping dead from wearing bandanas over their face

No need to remember the combo for Flying Dragon Fire Kick, the deoxygenation from that mask will finish him off nicely

(I stg none of you nerds better tell me that is not a real finishing move or that Hayden doesn't wear a mask)

Every halloween hundreds of masked trick or treaters knock on your doors begging for sweets. You think the zombie ghost is a costume but you would be wrong

Slipknot? All dead now. Insane Clown Posse are thriving. Make you think