There’s a mom from school who I have wanted to befriend for YEARS. She has blue hair and a Harry Potter tattoo and she looks all witchy and wears these amazing DMs

One time another mom introduced us in the playground saying ‘I always thought you two looked like you would be friends’ and this dream-mom-friend loomed mortified and said ‘this is not a dating site, you’re not a matchmaker’ and it was awkward af

Anyway. After like four years of us awkwardly saying hi in the playground she added me on Instagram and I was right, she is my dream-mom-friend

Anyway. The time has come. She posted a meme about periods and I have made a comment about getting glitter in your pubic hair. This is make or break for our burgeoning friendship

Possibly, I have just made an awkward acquaintance between two awkward people more awkward. But that’s the risk you gotta take, right?

All my best relationships probably started with a moment where the other person has gone ‘oh ok she went there... I’m into it’

Right? Like that’s the only reason I assume any of you still follow me here tbh

Remember this burgeoning friendship with the blue-haired playground mom y’all were so invested in? She just DMd me...

Remember this mom-friendship I have been cultivating for nearly a year? Well, she just posted this on IG and I HAVE FOUND MY SOULMATE

Remember how I basically lusted after a mom from school for years till we were both brave enough to talk? Well, we are proper friends now and this morning she was late to meet me because she was RESCUING A GOTH BUTTERFLY she found in the road

It only took like five years lol. Hold on you lonely weirdos, your people are out there https://twitter.com/charltaylorpage/status/516498809325895680?s=21