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Osenisegun
Egungun and The Express.A Thread!1) There was once a village where masquerades were held in high regard. There lived a young masquerade called Egungun.Egungun was a very mischievous masquerade....@Dhellake @marshaladex
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erin the intentional.
lifethruglasses
i want to get high with Jesus & pepper him with queries. for the fuck of it. like EYE feel like you turning water to wine that time at Aunty’s
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James Graham
mrJamesGraham
“Order! We are now in session!”I’ll be annoying you with some Fun Facts through the stream of THIS HOUSE, to warn you...#ThisHouse#NationalTheatreAtHome@NationalTheatreAnyone in the world can watch it here, nowhttp://youtu.be/6vsSHyjE
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Zach
atleast1zach
Idk why but talking about uni is a big sad trigger for me I try and shut down any conversation about attending uni or anything like that rlly and
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Contactless Comedian
bryanyang
Yo Jesus started a riot when he saw people selling shit at the temple in Jerusalem. Even the number one peaceful mother fucker to ever live was not about peaceful
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Rebecca Makkai
rebeccamakkai
What's something you could say both during sex and as a useful edit to someone else's manuscript? The uncut version is a bit fussier. It's a bit dry right now,
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Maria Carroll # Vote Howard Beckett
Maria4CarmsEast
Welsh labour has won our 6th general election with our highest number of seats, a working majority and our highest vote share. We have the most popular party leader, a
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Natalia. 🇮🇹
Halfspace_Queen
The number one indication of intelligence in a player for me is Space identification & Space Interpretation. Having the off ball movement to create space & understanding where to then
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Keir Starmer
Keir_Starmer
Since I was elected Labour leader, I have made it my mission to root out antisemitism from the Labour Party. I know that I will judged on my actions, not
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MI6 ROGUE
mi6rogue
Sir Graham the most vocal advocates of an early lifting of the lockdown wrote to @BorisJohnson in this photographed document. 'It is important that at least the chief whip stays
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CASS
cxssxndra
the whip / the driver https://twitter.com/ngyntlinh/status/1250298393449992193 this wasn’t even my fault tho someone fuckin hit me
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RVA Bike Dad
RVAbikedad
I was bored today so I took a little tour of the exterior of the Shit House. First up, the south bay window, which will last only as long as
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RIP BREONNA TAYLOR
tyrathetaurus
y’all what is your go to VEGAN (because we don’t fuck with y’all cow milk drinking mother fuckers) Starbucks order? i normally get this:- cold brew with soy milk
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CreativeTweets
CreativeTweets
My Mom gave me her vintage @MiracleWhip cookbook. So now I’m giving it to all of you. It’s a wild trip... First, the appetizers: Striped pâté, anyone? It’s your favourite
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i love jae ☾
wonpilemon
Wonpil as ASIAN MOM who's ready to whip ur ass; a threa(t) "eh ah boi u come here first" "cib*i this kid want to die ah" "let me see first"
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michael bode
mgbode_WFNY
Zach Plesac (starts today) has been great in 20204 starts, 4 runs allowed (27 IP)30 strikeouts to just 2 walks!Has allowed 3 home runs (all solo shots)1.33 ERA2.59 FIP0.667 WHIP
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