Yo Jesus started a riot when he saw people selling shit at the temple in Jerusalem. Even the number one peaceful mother fucker to ever live was not about peaceful protest.
My guy said fuck them kids
Shit was so wild this lady’s titty fell out
“WORLDSTAR!!!!”
Seems like this guy wanted to be whipped tho
In summary never forget Jesus made a whip and beat the shit out of a bunch of people
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