I was bored today so I took a little tour of the exterior of the Shit House. First up, the south bay window, which will last only as long as it takes for the new owner to whip into the driveway in his Dodge Ram after a night of heavy drinking at District 5. Blamo! Gone!

Next up: the super chill backyard. Perfect for looking at from the rear porch, or for standing in.

The curves on these railing support bars are very classy. They definitely help distract from the nothingness of the back yard.

But the best part about this house, by far, is the 4 sets of French doors. Perfect for when you have to let all 8 of your pit bulls out at once to shit in the shit yard. Two of these doors lead to the main bedroom, because—why wouldn’t they?!

I have to say, it’s growing on me!