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Michael Farquhar
DrMikeFarquhar
Whether you’re the parent of a toddler (or an adolescent) or, like @WelshGasDoc, an overtired shiftworker, many people know the frustration of trying to get themselves or someone else to
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RIP Kobe
cvujama
Its one of those beuatiful Saturdays where you just feel that "Today is going to be a good day" Like all Saturdays, you check last nights scores on Blitz,
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#SOULWAR ✝
CatesDuane
Thread: AND THE HITS WILL JUST KEEP ON COMING!@RudyGiuliani said yesterday that there is a FIVE DAY ROLL OUT coming of the highly damaging ILLEGAL activity found on Hunter Biden's
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Von with an N 🌻✨
lalocaseries05
Am I gonna keep a tracking on how the petition grows? Hell I am. March 26, 2020. 21:56 pm. #reneweannewithane So... it's been only 32 minutes since the last screen
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chєℓs ☁️
shibacrossing
animal crossing as alcoholic drinks: a thread Isabelle: AMF K.K.: Old Fashioned Celeste: Viniq cocktail Blathers: Whiskey neat Harvey: Spiked kombucha Label: Vodka soda with lime Chrissy: Cosmopolitan Francine: Blue
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Jane Ride of Frankenstein Ruffino
janeruffino
I realize the Irish media avoids me despite my working in it for many years, but if anyone wants a perspective from someone who not only understands Ireland and Sweden,
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PharoahMelvin
2020 PREDICTIONS THREAD 1) rappers start carrying blinged out medieval weaponry around as a status symbol. Offset has an especially impressive ceremonial mace made of fossils or something 2) brief
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Wndre ©
Wndre_3005
One by Ghostface Killah (a thread) :This track is revered as one of the best songs of all time and the best Ghostface track. But I've always seen people say
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Carlos Osweda
COsweda
THREADHat tip @TheRealCericolaThis is important. It dovetails with the second addendum to my last thread.https://twitter.com/MikeWeaponized/status/1302077327451582464 Here's the addendum, in which I explain how the destruction of our co
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Kevin Lee
kevinleeme
1/ Noma has been named World's Best Restaurant four times. The creative genius behind Noma? René Redzepi - declared a "God of Food" by Time Magazine. This is a lesson
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chєℓs ☁️
shibacrossing
Tangy: Sex on the beach Wolfgang: Truly blueberry & açaí Whitney: White grape ciroc Orville: Malibu pineapple Wilbur: Johnnie Walker Black Label Raymond: Louis XIII Judy: Hennessy Marshall: any flavor
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Sarah Gailey
gaileyfrey
GREAT NEWS! You’re a simple but kindhearted woodcutter who lives in the Big Forest with your wife! You’ve been married for many years & you love each other very much
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Dita
ditzme
Tinder date: sudah makan?(((again???))) Tinder guyBio: bad boyPic: face/body/tatoo/appearance 4/5/7/4 out of 10 Tinder guyBio: mencari yang seriusPic: spongebob Tinder guyBio: simple/no ribet/ordinaryPic: anonymous/football player/life quot
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evo 🐮
evemoulton
so I have come into potential contact with coronavirus n to make sure I don’t isolate alone my dad has come to isolate with me at uni honestly he
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Sarah Gailey
gaileyfrey
Hey Twitter y'all have REALLY been hanging in with this month of bananas self-promotion. Launching two books within a month, during awards-nomination season, is truly a wild ride, and you
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Ana Mardoll
AnaMardoll
I haven't had an #AnaWatches live-watch in a while. I was getting married to Kissmate (which was very distracting), but today we're sick from some delivered food that maybe wasn't
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