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AGUSTD2
fairyjoons
“you think my success is related to your failure how fuckin delusional”BROOOOOOOOKOO HSHSHSHSHAHHHHAH “your sense of humour is so-sothe reason you fucked up is your own fault, no-no?”he absolutely destroyed
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alexandriabrown
alexthechick
So. I finally read the NYT Trump tax story because I wanted to see what line was being reported for taxes owed and I came across this about the $750
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Dan Gartland
Dan_Gartland
I’m not a big THREAD guy but I just had a truly remarkable experience with the COVID vaccine and I wanted to share it because I feel incredibly fortunate. Maybe
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chicken
lynchinghost
// nsfw a/b/o rut A!Bkg B!Kiri face-sittingBakugou can't help himself, sometimes.His ruts are bad, obviously influenced by his quirk, producing a sweat so pheromone-thick even he can feel it hanging
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Bane
UnabatedBane
「Pᴇʀꜱᴏɴᴀʟ Hᴇᴀᴅᴄᴀɴᴏɴꜱ」 I want to add on to this.Santa Prisca didn't keep birth records in my mind, so Bane's name isn't documented anywhere. It isn't written anywhere.No government database has
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Ardie Pongky
ArdiePongky
Kim BoraPosition : Lead Guitarist / Bassist- The PASSIONATE one- Her energy literally can burn the stage- Is the LOUDEST member even with/without mic- Like her instrument, The one that
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luca
luqsosa
HHHEYY YALL LIKE THIS TWEET FOR A MEAN INDIRECT BC IM SO BORED AND WANT TO HURT YOUR FFFEELINGS OOMFW ur dead ass so annoying fuck we are friends
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Christopher Jahdai
Jahdai7
I came to the school garden today to meditate. No work, no real harvesting, just sit and reflect. Birds overhead. The pollinators doing their thing. The occasional plane flying overhead.
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more&more soty!
daddyfenton
Kpop stans always talking some annoying shit about how Japan doesn't care about talent or how they don't train and Jpop artists are less skilled but y'all don't know jackshit
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Definitely Not Maya Rudolph
eowphotos
Y’all mind if a start a thread of really old photos that I need to store somewhere? First shoot ever with Maggie circa 2015 (I think?) Will I ever love
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𝔖𝔬𝔣
HiirraiMomo
crimes that I commit, a thread: last time people (trolling accs) started attacking me for this thread and I deleted it, now I'm back and going to post it again.
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cat
ariskamalt
the question of how did lwj eggpreg wwx through his mind? simple—blood tests revealed a previous failed compatibility, which then shifted. over so many years in close living w a
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WhiteFeminismGonnaKillUsAll
PurpleReign14
Good morning! Are the Karens ok today? Last night on Lovecraft Country I had to relive the Tulsa Massacre. 300 Black lives perished and a whole thriving town was leveled
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Rance (he/him)
ViolenceObscene
Hey you guys! If you haven't already, make sure to give a follow to @TheQBCPodcast, a comedy podcast where my brother and I talk shit about bad trad-published books and
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There are some who call me...TIM
TimNoEgo
A thread on how to deal with Jehovah Witnesses who knock on your door.Everyone has their funny stories about this."I answered the door naked.""I told them I worship satan."I was
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Diane Lim
economistmom
Just for fun I used an online tax calculator to see what the federal income tax bill would be for a single person with (just) $20,000 in before-tax income. This
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