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the question of how did lwj eggpreg wwx through his mind? simple—blood tests revealed a previous failed compatibility, which then shifted. over so many years in close living w a near compatible partner would cause a micro evolution to occur in wwx’s dna
this gets replaced by lwj’s alien dna via spit transfusion. they cook together often, wwx licks the spoon lwj just tasted off of, voila. now, his body is capable of forming eggs. humans are 75% chicken dna after all.
don’t have to explain mind melding stuff, not my fandom.
don’t have to explain mind melding stuff, not my fandom.
anyway. this prevents wwx’s rubber band ass and lack of cervix from spilling eggs out everywhere any time he eats. it also means his intestinal tract would endure labor. ouch. ideally wwx realizes taking a huge egg bearing cock and birth means lots of anal training.
not so ideally he uses his perma bottom powers to endure a near-prolapse causing fuck for an egg pregnancy and then lwj plugs him up like an overfull bathtub & takes tender care of him, providing a perfect balance of nutrients so there’s zero waste involved the entire 9 months.
best option is wwx swallows tiny eggs unknowingly and they attach to the lining of his stomach like ulcers and grow until lwj realizes and saves wwx from giving birth into the toilet. this is potentially the most painless option, but the least sexy. wangxian are proud regardless
alien lwj does not mean to alter wwx’s dna and permanently give him hemorrhoids and cravings for wood chips, but their egg children are quite beautiful. the end 
(I have a degree in ovi do not question me)
(I have a degree in ovi do not question me)
