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Nicole
NoNameGirl8686
I’m confused. It’s reasonable and respectful to call Dr. Cornell West a doctor but it’s a problem and an offense to call Dr. Jill Biden a doctor? Make it make
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Steamed πce Button
pi_alize
OF COURSE PEACOCKS ARE TAKING OVER.I knew it was them all along, those smug blue bastards. Who's going to win the throne of planet overlords? How tf are goats and
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Vader Quinn
TroyVaderInk
#HollywoodJustFoundOut the worship train is over.Fuck those rich as fuck smug assholes always flying around the globe to circlejerk and yell at the peasants. Hope they rot in their mansions
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Eiko 🍑
thepalemoon
It's hunting time! I'm looking for... Raymond! 1. You're not a cat. 2. Is lazy cub hour? 3. Still not a cat 3 lazy villagers in a
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Yukon Cor-needlessness
McArthurMooney
A fun game is to ask a Canadian to name any members of their supreme court. A question for law people on this thread:Is our disinterest in the SCC a
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Patrick McKenzie
patio11
Scenes from meeting that never happened:A: Monitoring detected the anomaly at XX:XX on Tuesday. We immediately spun up an incident response.B: You should have tweeted about it.A: ... No, we
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Whatevs II
joesichspach
.@GovWhitmer has banned us from growing our own food. This is fucking insane. I've never had a tweet take off before, but I'm super stoked this one did. People who
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Shuckle
ShuckleOfficial
Fortnite fans: Fortnite is unplayable! #RipFortniteTF2 fans after undergoing a aimbot and lag bot crisis. Months after an economic crash, without months of a major update: Also if I sound
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Fed is tired ok 🌐
fedtanyl
“Pro-life people are pro-life because they hate women and just want to control women’s bodies” is such an infuriatingly uncharitable, ill-informed, and borderline conspiratorial take.Like yeah I’m sure there’s some
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𝚖𝚊𝚛𝚜𝚑𝚊𝚕 ⧖ BORA MONTH
vividhwis
deukae as animal crossing villagers : a thread minji : marinasisterly traits ... yeahpink!!very caring and lovableyeah everyone loves them bora : marshalroundchaotic, but maturealso generally lovable. everyone loves marshal
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Flamin' Hot Cheetos Rasp
SeanRMoorhead
I can't find a good transparency of the specific Dragon Maid smug I need. I shouldn't have waited until the last minute to finish this Mother's Day card. Well, shoot,
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Chris "in 2020 reality is spoopy enough 👻" DeLeon
ChrisDeLeon
nobody's perfecteverybody's made mistakessure, you listened to limp bizkit at the timeeveryone did, right?so you had a creed album, or two, or a fewall the linkin park CDsalright you still
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Fakhrriyyah
FakhuusHashim
People in government while in government want to pander a narrative of governance not being easy as an excuse to underperform and want it to be an acceptable narrative. No
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iri ’ break
shuashoes
’ ☆ seventeen as animal crossing villagers ☆‘ basically me merging two of my favorite things together HDKSJD I TRIED MY BEST HERE
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Snow Angel Dota
snowangeldota
"iF yOu DoNt LiKe It ChAnGe ThE lAwS" says some smug ass in the replies.I jump from my seat, gasping and exclaiming "nobody has EVER thought of this!" I hurry
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BIROCKETTO
DAIROCKETTO
if you treat "politics" as some minor annoyance and not the intersection of every single aspect of our lives, including art, culture, and what your friends are currently worried about
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