"iF yOu DoNt LiKe It ChAnGe ThE lAwS" says some smug ass in the replies.

I jump from my seat, gasping and exclaiming "nobody has EVER thought of this!" I hurry to my representative that day, but lo! It's the very same man who told me to act in the first place. He tells me

that his tax loopholes have positioned him with enough money to out-campaign all others. "You must now employ lobbyists against me" he says. But the lobbyists are all clones of him. I stand in the hall silently. Before I go, they remind me to

pay my fair share of taxes on time. The roads and bridges in the area are in bad shape and I may get a flat tire on the drive home.