"iF yOu DoNt LiKe It ChAnGe ThE lAwS" says some smug ass in the replies.

I jump from my seat, gasping and exclaiming "nobody has EVER thought of this!" I hurry to my representative that day, but lo! It& #39;s the very same man who told me to act in the first place. He tells me
that his tax loopholes have positioned him with enough money to out-campaign all others. "You must now employ lobbyists against me" he says. But the lobbyists are all clones of him. I stand in the hall silently. Before I go, they remind me to
pay my fair share of taxes on time. The roads and bridges in the area are in bad shape and I may get a flat tire on the drive home.
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