#Roommates

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dreswayafi

x a thread[@lopez__tony @nickkaustin] im adding vine quotes in everything i add here bc i can “road work ahead? uh yea, i sure hope it does” “happy crimus....” “it's crismun...”

I think Tommee just

RomanticTomedy

WOW now two of my roommates are mad at me bc I don't think the punctuation should go inside the quotation marks if the punctuation is not part of the

Style by Ray

ImbayiK

Didn't take my roommates for a certain vaccine because I couldn't afford it. Tunaishi kwa amanihttps://twitter.com/terrymuikamba/status/1252234436743053320 Imani *

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sunsdescent

sephiroth's apartment is just like kylo ren's you go in there and it looks like some fucked up evil display room and then he calls it "my quarters" and you

Gina Bontempo

FlorioGina

Yes, it's your job to look good for your spouse. To be desirable & attractive and to make sex a priority.If you're not having sex, you're just roommates who share

Gita Jackson: know it all (derogatory)

xoxogossipgita

I make 67k/yr and live paycheck to paycheck my dudehttps://twitter.com/pigsiebust/status/1248618930983198722 I’m thirty and I have two roommates. I’m very wealthy.

Kristen Howerton

kristenhowerton

There's a special kind of sadness/alienation in having grown up in a Christian family, and then attending bible college, and then being super involved in a church for almost two

Thee Carolyn Yvonne

carolynyvonne_

This should already be common sense but remember to DEEP CLEAN your room before you unpack anything as well as DEEP CLEAN your dorm 1-2 times a week, and DAILY

Amalie

ahmuhle

First semester sophomore year, I came home to my two roommates at around 3 in the morning, crying, and in a blood-soaked white skirt. A Vanderbilt football player, Randall Haynie,

God jr.

Sarahlivi_

My roommatesA thread: If you wanna know their names just ask

Chris Steller

chris_steller

This made me think, someone should re-revive the Broadway smash "Oklahoma!" but change it to "OK Boomer"https://twitter.com/jscarto/status/1194420889187733505 OK Boomer, you're the first group leavin' off the plane,And the

Emi

EmiMath1

Someday abled people will stop w the whole "person with a disability" business, as if disabilities are our inconvenient roommates, but I see today is not that day. One thing

Rosemary V-O 🎷👼

hirosemaryhello

went through the list of every animal crossing villager with my roommates last night at 2 am and assigned them jobs made some more to distract myself

leorio’s commune/ #EndSARS

diasporaninja

I MISS COLLEGE I miss getting that “lets drink!!” text at 1am from my dumbass friends and then me actually going to their dorm I miss waking up at 12pm

catsby inside 🐯

longerassride

jhnmrk college roommates, sitting in the floor of the living room, video games paused, seeing who can take a banana deeper down their throat bc theyre both totally straight and

Em//19

blvckwidovvs

“The last four fictional characters you have saved are your new roommates”How did Ari Levinson end up in my camera roll I- https://twitter.com/kiwicevans/status/1273636285903765504 Oh yeah it’s cause I was making