jhnmrk college roommates, sitting in the floor of the living room, video games paused, seeing who can take a banana deeper down their throat bc theyre both totally straight and totally just bros

"yo dude watch this"

"holy shit where tf is ur gag reflex bro"

"dude its like nonexistent. its like actually a lil dangerous bc i can choke real easy but like thats just w food yknow?"

"oh yeah itd be hard to choke to death on...other stuff huh"

"yeah........."

"...have u?"

"i mean...not to death"

"oh yeah no obviously bro i mean ur still here, taking banana like a champ"

"h-haha yeah heard that before"

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"so uh. you like....you like thicker bananas or-"