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im adding vine quotes in everything i add here bc i can
“road work ahead? uh yea, i sure hope it does”
“happy crimus....” “it's crismun...” “merry crisis” “merry chrysler”
“...and they were roommates” “oh mah god they were roommates!”
“there's only one thing worse than a rapist... boom” “a child.” “No.”
“AHH! stahhhpp. i coulda dropped mah croissant.”
“say coloradoo” “IM A GIRAFFE!!”
“hi... welcome to chili's”
“HoW dO yOu kNoW wHaT's gOoD fOr mE?” “THATS MY OPINIONNN!!!”
“welcome to bible study. we're all children of jesus... kumbaya my looordd”
“two brooss chillin in a hot tub, 5 feet apart cuz they're not gay”
“i spilled lipstick in your valentino bag” “you spilled whatajfjhaghwhha lipstick in my valentino white bag”
“nate, how are those chicken strips?” “f*ck YA CHICKEN STRIPS..... f*ck ya chicken strips!”
“i wanna be a cowboy baby... iwanna be a cowboy baby”
“hey tara you want some?” “this bitch empty YEET !!”
