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Arie
exotic_lionne
1 more day until Stuttering Awareness Day!! (What people who stutter wish you knew) 1. It’s not always nerves that cause stuttering 2. It’s neurological 3. Stop telling us to
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Austin
TyrantsNoMore
Wanna know why the divorce rate is so high?Men aren't being hired for jobs that they're more qualified for to women and other protected classes.Women believe they need to work,
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❀ nadi ❀
nadidoesart
Might I remind y’all Jesus praticed non-violent activism by helping the people his government turned against/was against at. Just. Realize that. The poor? Jesus fed 5,000 men. The lepers? He
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Emad Ansari ۰ عماد انصاری
EmadAnsariH
You don’t leave things until the last minute because you like doing it. It’s because you’re afraid of not doing the work perfectly, of confronting the possibility of your own
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Cole (he/him)
semispeaking
A very annoying brain feature I have is what I call Waiting Mode. Like today, I have to leave for an MRI at 2:45. Unfortunately at 12:30 or so, my
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John M. Talmadge, MD
JohnMTalmadgeMD
1/ #Presidementia #TrumpDementiaSyndrome #Trumpdroppings in PA today: Trump is over-amped, playing his loud drunk uncle persona today on the PA tarmac. His first "Sir" story is about his fake physical
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alexa 🌟
shiningsaz
no one asked but thread of actually fun at home workouts so you don’t have to do chloe t*ng’s death ones you’re welcome: i did this one today and it
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hazell !!🥰
copyrightings_
for someone patient about everything else in his life, kei falls in love exceptionally fast. he’s taken life rather slowly. he waits for the most opportune time to move or
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Gail Simone
GailSimone
Cyclops' farts are concussive. When Nightcrawler farts, it smells like sulfur and makes this tiny 'bimf!' noise. When Colossus farts, it sounds like gear wheels grinding and then makes a
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Location: Lukadoncicstan
GregoryHairston
In prep for tomorrow here are some takes:Don't buy the Kyler for MVP hype. Like the player, but he won't approach that levelMahomes wins his second MVP barring injuryJoe Burrow
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jaye/miles ⁷ 🧈|| look at 📌
dreamxdhangout
// karl neg and ranboo neg mentions a long needed thread on the shit karl and ranboo have been getting cause i’m tired of it. starting with ranboo. ranboo has
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Jon Ralston
RalstonReports
"I want the hotel rooms open," @mayoroflasvegas declares on CNN.Sports?"I'd love everything open....we've had viruses here for years."Here we go again.... Conventions?"Absolutely. I want everything back."@anderso
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Arsènic™
MrArsenicTM
Arsène Wenger [l’Olympia 2019] on the art of managing the dressin room: "You have 25 predators in front of you. They smell and detect everything and especially your weakness. You
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Destroyer Of Comedy, Humor
timheidecker
When I was in 1st grade, our teacher gave us a Mother's Day assignment. Write something like you like to do with your mom. There was a catch for some
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𝑫𝒊𝒔𝒄𝒐𝒖𝒏𝒕 𝑽𝒊𝒏𝒄𝒆𝒏𝒕 𝑷𝒓𝒊𝒄𝒆
HanBrolo77
I’ve already tweeted about this once, but let me tell you in detail why I don’t want more haunted house previews this year.1. Two houses is a perfect number for
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John Feinstein
JFeinsteinBooks
Today's anecdote: If I told this one before, forgive me, but Brian Sloan's on my mind this morning after Jerry's death yesterday...After Indiana lost to Cleveland State in NCAA first
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