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alexandra j. roberts
lexlanham
the decision in the @TheJimCornette v. @StaySickGRAVER trademark & right of publicity lawsuit came out last month and it is a treat. big thanks to @ericgoldman for sending it my
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Kathryn ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ โจ
TransSalamander
more like peter noffin' of value to say I've really tried to stick to my "no retweeting transphobia on main" rule so this will be my only tweet about it,
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TalesoftheBritishIsles
BritIslesTales
It's #DraculaDay day. An excuse to explain how I JUST CAN'T GET OVER the #SesameStreet Count's counting compulsion and actual vampire folklore (bear with me here). A threadIt's a great
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Why Comics?
whycomicspod
Hey, so you might notice that the name of the show has changed. You might have also noticed that I currently donโt have an actual banner for the show (itโs
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jfb glabie, hadidflรฉurmรผller่ตค
teyown
โกฬทฬท ใ โโ Ghaziya Latysha QiraniTentang :โก ` Seorang apotekerโก ` Ibu rumah tanggaโก ` Istri dari Dokter Eza: Ask yourself what you
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kashiwagi
kwamurai
normie friends decided to stream new borat movie and itโs honestly a transcendent piece of art for the age. entire thing is unintentional self-parody of prog worldview. just endless paranoia,
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Joe King
JoeKingVideos
Avengers: Endgame - Donald Trump ParodyEnjoy!#KAG #MAGA Cast:Donald Trump - 0:00Ben Carson - 0:18@DiamondandSilk - 0:18Terrence K. Williams - 0:37James Woods - 0:45Kayleigh McEnany - 0:45@MarkDice - 0:47Sean Hannity -
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Tim Kail
TheFiveFilms
Watching #AmericanBeauty because I'm on a bit of a Sam Mendes kick.Some thoughts: Lester is entirely responsible for his malaise yet the film kind of blames it on cubicles and
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Kip Ryan
FutbolDude81
Was unable to watch Barรงa live b/c sometimes it's wise to do what she wants. After checking twitter I expected a shit show, but that wasn't the case. Piquรฉ overslept
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giovanni rigatoni
linguangst
ok i've now had 2 people think i subtweeted them recently, despite my agonizing over every tweet i ever send lest anyone mistakenly suspect as much and feel badly, so
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OfElfDobby
โ ๏ปฌยด โ โ ๐๐๐๐๐ & ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ .โ โ โน ๐น๐ฌ๐จ๐ซ before interacting. Reading through this thread will give you a better understanding of my account, && everything s
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Max Brass
HeadofARMS
//This is a very important thing for my account, so please read this thread with attention. There will be a poll at the end and i want you to vote
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Fullmetal Humanist โ
OneOnOne1162
I like how Germany and France are in the middle and yet Bernie's on the far left but Bernie's policies are essentially as left (and sometimes less left) than the
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Leo Breebaart
LeoBreebaart
This morning I woke up to the news that Adam Schlesinger of the Fountains of Wayne had died in New York of COVID-19. He's not family, he's not somebody I
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COPE MINISTRIES
heal247
Easter Message - We are the 10% https://youtu.be/KzQcHqk8_EI via @YouTube 10% of the USA are Atheists according to Vox and there is nothing more Godless than #SacredBreathAcademy https://www.vox.com/the-highlight/2019/6/7/18652423/atheism-ameri
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Plant Gang ft. Waluigi
PIantGang
@TomTucker_QH5N is faking the hack. Here's why.In the tweet where he shows that someone hacked into his account, he says that the hacker used Twitter For Windows in an attempt
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