#Nuts

I once drove my family & friends nuts when I discovered Minecraft parodies back in the day so much so that I was banned from playing them in the car
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Watching Charlie and the Chocolate Factory with my kiddoAugustus: falls in the chocolate riverMrs Gloop: he can't swim, he'll drown:Wonka: Mrs. Beauregard: i cant have a blueberry for a daughter!
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There are respectable adult ways to oppose ACB's nomination. Two, primarily: "Hey, I don't want justices like Scalia, I want justices like RBG." Great, there's no mystery which one she
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A thread of foods I don’t like or can’t eat: Can’t eat fruit edition:- apples-Bananas-suckable mangos( the one you don’t peel mainly in the carribean)-cherries-oranges-pineapple-watermelon Fruits I don’t like:-dragon fruit-tangeri
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How to be taller- a god damn useless thread. Drink milk.If you're lactose, go for almond or soy. If you're allergic to nuts, drink water. Work out, do some jumping
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You don't really want to see this sign at the nudist camp Me: Oi Pete, your nuts!Pete: you've always known this about meMe *pointing at his nuts*: no I mean
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There was a cup of these in the office, a room next to the main corridor of the house. T They apparently have no artificial flavours or colours. They smell
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You know...people fap. That's not the issue with the #MeToobin situation. It's the fact that he did it...ON A BUSINESS CALL...like it's not that difficult to not flog the dolphin
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It was about this part of the game that I'd come to terms with a loss.The dude next to me, I recall, was hammered.It was pretty annoying.
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Teachers with small children: are you okay? Just checking... because I am slowly being driven nuts by my own. Ready to sell her. Just need to decide EBay or Etsy.
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Finding comics-making instruction is still really hard— especially now. If you’re a newer comics maker, and are wondering what to do, feel free to reply to this tweet with a
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Not TXT related but please let me share my emotions here for a while. My mom is a Filipina worker in Qatar. She's out there housekeeping and her bosses are
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This is legitimately nutshttps://twitter.com/ddayen/status/1259605473205968897 It’s not abuse of anything to get both the universal grant and a wage replacement benefit. That’s what is supposed to happen. It’s like saying people
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Don't laugh but at this point my working theory about @GenFlynn and the Logan Act is that the people in the Obama administration got the idea from the freaking West
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Tw// mentions of food (im not quite sure if this tw is necessary please lmk) So I watched The Old Guard on Netflix and the one thing that stood out
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These are incredible and every person should see them. My Deaf booty will caption to the best of my ability in the thread. If you can add, please do!https://twitter.com/bludelb/status/1249119414647218176 1.
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