Watching Charlie and the Chocolate Factory with my kiddo
Augustus: falls in the chocolate river
Mrs Gloop: he can't swim, he'll drown:
Wonka:
Mrs. Beauregard: i cant have a blueberry for a daughter! How is she supposed to compete?
Veruca: you could put her in a county fair
Wonka: don't touch that squirrels nuts! It'll make him crazy!
Veruca: touches the squirrel
Squirrel #39917:
Wonka: little boy! Don't push my button!
Mike:
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