You don't really want to see this sign at the nudist camp

Me: Oi Pete, your nuts!

Pete: you've always known this about me

Me *pointing at his nuts*: no I mean
put your pants back on!

Pete: why is that squirrel looking at me funny?

Squirrel: *bites Pete's nuts*

Pete, screaming: BOLLOCKS! GET IT OFF ME!

Me: I did warn you

Unfortunately I didn't get a pic
here's an emoji one

EFFING FATHERFUCKER FUR BOLLOCKS! GET IT OFF ME!

Pete me



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