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David AttenBruh🦇🐍

AlHendiify

TIL albino redwoods may not actually be parasitic, but rather could share a mutualistic relationship with the neighbors they siphon off of.Here’s how that hypothesis goes:https://twitter.com/britobrien_/status/1013256969992302592 First of

Dyan

DyDyRN

Recieved a letter from the hospital in regards to a complaint we filed. To my husband. Thanking him for notifying them of the issue. Containing multiple unfinished phrases that were

Emily

emily_0r

decided for some obscure reason that our new lockdown “project” is watching every single al pacino film. last night i enjoyed pausing the godfather ii nineteen times as my partner

Jason Notte

Notteham

Back in 2017, @KristianOPB, @RaptisHelen and the @thelundreport all covered the opening of @AdventHealth's Emotional Wellness Center. Today, Adventist just closed that facility and several clinics, stranding patients and deepening

Rabbi Jeremy Markiz

rabbimarkiz

You should tweet under your own name. It makes you responsible for what you say. Yes, there are safety reasons people can’t tweet under their own name. Also true is

FPL Tyrrell

fpl_tyrrell

THREAD My FPL 2019/20: The Good, The Bad & The Ugly.Part 1: 'The Bad'For this first thread I'm looking at my consistent mistakes and general problems this season, and how

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HisFieryPassion

Mario has been in his basement since this morning. He was examining the new hammer he had received from the one called "AllFather" or better known as Azthoth. This hammer

rose | otb stan

otbstanrose

A thread of all my layouts on Twitter, an ongoing thread Ok I have no ss, but I originally created this acc just to be able to freak

mars @ i hate dabe

severedarms

i found a treasure trove of malaphors and now im thinking about riggs Not Quite But Almost Getting Metaphors and Idioms Correct Favorites"well burn that bridge when we get to

rose | otb stan

otbstanrose

:¨·.·¨: `·..♡⃗ images of Louis that I find very comforting, a thread I love these images with my whole heart. also the outfit is really nice this interview is

Bachata in the mosh pit

brujacontumbao

OK so here’s some thoughts I am having rephrasing/repeating some if what was said here last night and in response to some of what people had to say to the

Nate Cohn

Nate_Cohn

There was some conflicting info among white northerners at that point: MN/ME/NH were fine for Biden, WI was close, and rural OH/IA were worse than 2016. IDK how I would

The Dude irl🐦 ⛵

DudeConfirmed

The only thing that can save the DNC at this point is to resurrect a jew Blessed are the students, for they have sacrificed their financial stability for the empty

Terence Eden

edent

Morning gang!To recap - I got a £30 vinyl record player (https://amzn.to/30ujDph ) so I could disassemble and upgrade.It is USB powered, and sends audio via USB and phono.OK? Here we

Welp

Pochyemu

For those playing along with Clench or No Clench at home, I’m going tonight to get my jaw muscles weakened with a paralysing toxin no worries For those considering a

Carl Beijer

CarlBeijer

I don't believe in the socialist-to-fascist horseshoe theory, but in Tracey's case I am absolutely beginning to believe in the contrarian-to-conventional-wisdom horseshoe theoryhttps://twitter.com/mtracey/status/1248246212953661443 Subversive