For those playing along with Clench or No Clench at home, I’m going tonight to get my jaw muscles weakened with a paralysing toxin no worries

For those considering a similar treatment plan, YMMV but my treatment will take 15 seconds per treatment, every 3-4 months, at a cost of £20 per second.

Update: 3 x injections in the muscle of each temple, 3 x injections in the muscle of each jaw. Not horribly painful, but not like FUN. WORST PART: hearing crunching in my temple from the muscle being so overworked the needle had to crunch its way in. That was grim.

I was whinging and squirming and the doctor said “oh this is a perfectly normal reaction from someone COVERED IN TATTOOS”. After it was over we tattoo compared again. I love her.