#Morning

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dellovesjk

Kim Namjoon as Brad Leone: a MF CONCEPT I’m going to make this thread in the morning. Please hold.

JasonNjoku

JasonNjoku

A week before Mrs Njoku & I got married she had her 2nd miscarriage. On the morning of the wedding terrified she asked me (desperately looking for assurance) that would

Joey

JoeyMulinaro

Nobody: Football coaches during film: I mean where are you goin son?? Feet up on desk weirdly wearing flip flops on a Saturday morning, short shorts, a windbreaker and a

John M. Talmadge, MD

JohnMTalmadgeMD

1/ Word of Warning: Now that RNC promotes the no-mask, no social distancing message, the pandemic will kill more Americans. The Big Lie is the pandemic is over & a

powderbum

powderbum75

Extreme Niche Tweet:When David Cone went 20-3 in '98 we hung a banner at Shea Stadium that said "HurriCone David Maximum Sustained Wins 17-3" and Tim McCarver read it on

Hon Member of the Far Black

DrMLongbottom

When ppl share their trauma, they are not the story teller for your entertainment at morning tea, to be enjoyed with coffee & cup cakes. They are doing more then

Eric Garland

ericgarland

TO ALL THE PARENTS ON THE CORNER I JUST SAW, waiting - without masks - with their kids - wearing masks - on the way to schools that should not

zach 🪐

evo9tales

early morning rant, just gotta speak my mind about something. sry lol. okay it’s really been irking me that people keep telling all these athletes that they need to stay

Jennifer Williams

JenWilliamsMEN

Brief summary of what's going on between GM and govt. So it seems there was a meeting between local and national officials this morning, at which the idea of a

Robin Ricard

r_ricard

Yesterday I had airpods on my bedtable. This morning they are nowhere to be found. Last night I dreamt I flushed something down the toilet. That's it, things are becoming

Jess Brammar

jessbrammar

By the way did anyone get that letter from the PM that they told us we were getting a week ago? some people got it this morning so guess it

Kyle J. Howard

KyleJamesHoward

1. I’ll keep it . Seeing one of my former professors, who my wife & I both loved and considered a friend speak about excommunicating people for being “woke” was

Radical Traditional Jewish Person

JustSayXtian

The Gemara says that when "God called the light day, and the darkness God called night", it doesn't mean God named them that, it means God called them like you

Auntyglowstitches

theglowstitches

Few months ago, I had this friend who had an emergency event. I was less busy so I decided to make his outfit. As I was cutting, he kept saying

Wrath Of Gnon

wrathofgnon

Back in the 90s there was a Japanese TV documentary on street cleaning. A mobile hot dog stand served as a test. During two weeks the staff did not clean

Fiona Dolman

FionaDolman

No Frosties left.Told daughter cornflakes with a bit of sugar sprinkled on would be just the same. Breakfast this morning:Her “Urgh this is disgusting”Me (furious) launched into the “You’re lucky