A friend of mine is offering his services if you miss going into the office. For a modest cost of $10 he will come to your house and burn popcorn and heat salmon up in your microwave. Get him on the books while you can. 🤪
If you miss hearing bodily functions from the cubicle or office next to you he will help you out there too!
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