out of context thread bc my friends are dumb:

“how many members are in maroon 5”
“idk let me look”

“when you see me hiding the weed in the microwave mind your business”

“starting a prayer off without stating your name is like writing an email without an introduction”

“last night was like a game of chutes and ladders we made it so close to the top then hit that damn slide and went all the way back down”

“so you’re saying that every time i go into build-a-bear, i’m doing taxedermy?”

in an auto zone parking lot: “.... maybe we should come here to pray”