LRT people in comments and a related thread being like "oh that poor baby I& #39;m so worried"

Mfs acting like being hungry 24/7 ain& #39;t just a part of adolescence. Sometimes microwave scrambled eggs is the way it& #39;s gotta be because you& #39;re getting real tall real fast

Once when I was like 12 I ate an entire jar of pickles because it was 2am and I didn& #39;t want to wake anyone up

That was the day I learned to like pickles

I& #39;m not gonna remember this thread in the morning but I will never forget those pickles