LRT people in comments and a related thread being like "oh that poor baby I'm so worried"

Mfs acting like being hungry 24/7 ain't just a part of adolescence. Sometimes microwave scrambled eggs is the way it's gotta be because you're getting real tall real fast

Once when I was like 12 I ate an entire jar of pickles because it was 2am and I didn't want to wake anyone up

That was the day I learned to like pickles

I'm not gonna remember this thread in the morning but I will never forget those pickles